what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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