She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
please don't ironically join a cult
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