next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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