please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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