im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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