My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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