she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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