Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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