doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm having to shit out rocks
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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