there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
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