I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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