y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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