he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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