For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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