Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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