so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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