The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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