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(308): View more from Nebraska

It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low

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(310): View more from California

I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....

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(650): View more from California

You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.

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(740): View more from Ohio

id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.

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(949): View more from California

I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."

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(415): View more from California

Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.

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(585): View more from New York

just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it

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