his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Are we still banned from the library?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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