YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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