David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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