i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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