turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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