clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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