If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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