At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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