Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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