that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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