Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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