You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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