I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
