do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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