Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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