I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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