Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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