hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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