Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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