i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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