Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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