Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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