I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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