We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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