hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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