Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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