If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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