:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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