How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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