I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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