I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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