we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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