i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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