I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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